Painting
and decorating is an occupation/hobby that for some reason has
contributed a great many metaphors to the every day language.
One
of the most commonly used of these appeared in the news threads of the printed and online media recently when it was used by none other
than Mr. Wayne Rooney when he tweeted in his Twitter account when
watching the Superbowl, that it was “Like Watching Paint Dry”
this is to say of course that he found the event (sometimes described
as “The Greatest Show on Earth) to be extremely boring.
This
news prompted two trains of thought with me.
The
first which I always think when I hear this particular meta 4(twitter
speak!) used is, how can “Watching Paint Dry” possibly be boring?
It is after all how I earn my living and I spend a great deal of my
working day doing same. In fact if I am not “Watching Paint Dry”
I am not earning money.
Secondly
I thought, how much experience does young Wayne have of “Watching
Paint Dry” he doesn´t after all strike me as the DIY sort? In fact
I would imagine that the closest Mr Rooney has ever been to a tin of
paint will be the red stuff which he uses to “Paint the Town Red”
(another meta 4) which he does on regular basis (allegedly...sources
can´t be confirmed at this time etc).
There
are quite a surprising few more examples of metaphors,euphemisms and
similes connected to painting and decorating, I suppose because
everyone has a least tried it at some time in their lives, (with
varying degrees of success!) and I will show more examples of these in future blogs.
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